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The Fig Leaf - The norwegians way

Take care!
The mother was tall and the father was tall. The daughter also became tall. She dreamed about a tall man. But after she had passed 30 years of age she cut her demands. One day she met a man that was little and thin. He hardly reached her to the arm pit. The time had come for her to present the man to her father.
This is the man, said the daughter , that I will share the rest of my life with.
If that is the case, answered her father, than you have to take care of him so that not the cat will take with.

Eager to read
Two motorists met on a narrow road where it was not possible for two cars to pass each other. Neither of them would reverse there car to the nearest meeting point. Both just sat there in their seats. After a long time one of them took up a very thick book and started reading. After a while the other motorist said to him. Can I borrow the book when you have read it?

The Flagstaff
A man phoned Monday morning a company that sold flagstaffs. He wanted very much to buy such a thing, and it should be completely installed in his garden. But it had to be ready on Saturday. Yes, that should be done, promised the representative for the company.
On Tuesday the man again phoned the company to asure himself that everything would be ready on Saturday. The same happened on Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. The last time he phoned the representative of the company was very curious asking why this was so important for him.
You see, he answered, on Saturday my neighbour have his 60th birthday, and I am not going to fly the flag.

The big spender
A very thrifty farmer from the countryside took his wife with him to do some shopping in the city. After some hours in the city the farmer lost some of his principles.
Today I really would like to spend money, he said. What would you like, my dear wife, do you want an orange or a trip on the tram?

The Fig Leaf

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