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The Raise and Fall of the Christian Peoples Party

A soap opera, codirected by Norsk-Engelsk blå ordbok fra Kunnskapsforlaget

An overview

Once upon a time, in the little nation of Norway, there where a group of people who created a political party and gave it the name Christian People Party. It was not intended to be a party for Christian People only, but a christian party for all people. Some people, also christian people, criticized the creation of the new party and said that christian politicians shuld be active in all political parties instead of being many of them in one party.

Very soon the Christian People Party (CPP) got a representative in the Parlament, which in Norway is called The Big Ting. After some years they also got the Prime Minister. Although he was a very peacefull man, his name will in english language be Choir violence. After some more years the party again got the Prime Minister. His name was Farmer inlet. When Farmer inlet wa Prime Minister, the party elected a woman as party leader. Her name was Answer place Hill country. At that time the party was supported by 21,5 prosent of the norwegian voters. Answer place took a set in the Gouvernement as Minister for Children.

In that Gouvernment the Christian People Party also got the Church Minister. His name was Little country courtyard. To secure enough power to run the country in Government, the Christian People Party had  to cooperate with to other political parties It was the Farmers Party, that now called themselves The Center Party, and it was also a smal party that called themselves Left. But they where not Left at all, more a smal green center party who thougth that Smal is beautiful. There where peace among the three parties cooperating in Gouvernment. And the peace lasted until the Gouvernment should elect a new bishop in Oslo.

After an election where the party got very few voters, there came a new leader for Christian People Party. His name was High lots of. The next year the party was dominated by internal struggles about nominations to The Big Ting. In the west coast of the country a woman who had been in The Big Ting for many years for the party was not renominated, although she had paid the membership fee also for the next year. Her name was Apple country courtyard Happy. For time saving reasons  they only called her Apple Happy. But that was before she was not renominated. After that she considered going for The Big Ting for another party called The Coast Party. I am a coast woman, she said, althøugh she already had paid the membership fee to Christian People Party also for the next year.

At that time the party was supported only by 5-6 per cent of the norwegian voters.

 

To be continued

The Fig Leaf

 


 

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